Died for the pies.

easied:

if trees could talk i’d probably get emotionally attached to them

(via masturbatingnerd)

dutchster:

*only says “i love you” to dogs and people on the internet*

(via crappybird)

Perks of Dating Me:

rxcked:

• I’ve got more wit

• a better kiss

• a hotter touch

• a better fuck

• and good music taste

(via xxfica)